Those of us who know and love The Meemz are fully aware of her many misconceptions about names, places, medications, etc. I decided that I should start of a list of them and then update it periodically. The best part of these misconceptions, is that you cannot tell her that she's wrong. She just won't have it.
Try to work some of these into converstations with her- it is hilarious.
1. The president's name is Aruba. Yes, Aruba.
2. Haiti and Tahiti are the same place.
3. The famously philandering golfer is Tyler Woods, not Tiger. Get it right people! Also, he is NOT sorry for what he did. The Meemz knows.
4. Lady Gaga (who is a dumbass, per The Meemz) is really named Dagmar. The Meemz says that she & Dagmar could never be best friends.
5. Water can strangle you.
6. The reason Arnold S. cannot run for president is not because he isn't a natural-born U.S. citizen. It is because of his recent sex scandal.
7. Lanacane should be used in place of Orajel.
8. Lemon Sucrets and Vick's VapoRub will cure anything.
9. Aspercreme, despite warnings on the label not to, can in fact be used orally. Also, it's just good for your hands.
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