Who is Wes?

Well, it's official.  The Meemz is manic.  Mach-two with her hair on fire manic.  (That's a direct quote from Mr. Moe, by the way)

Speaking of Mr. Moe, The Meemz called him over the weekend to ask him if he would hang wallpaper in her apartment because she just HATES the paint in there.  Couple of points here- 1. TM has lived in that apartment for 2-3 years now and never said a word about the paint; 2. Who hangs wallpaper anymore?; 3. You live in an assisted living facility- pretty sure you aren't allowed to hang wallpaper...

So, Mr. Moe explains to her that he travels too much to have to do that for her.  He really does- he's gone at least 3 weeks out of every month.  Also, no way in hell is she getting wallpaper in there.  Upon being told that Mr. Moe couldn't help her, TM said that she would ask Chris to do but said she knows that dad would do it for her if he had time and said that she appreciates him offering to do it.  .....  

Mr. Moe then told her that Chris travels even more than he does so he definitely wouldn't have time to wallpaper her apartment.  The Meemz said she'd call around for prices for someone else to do it...

Also, she has decided (again) that she wants second holes in her ears.  Now, she wanted to do this once before and have Chan and I take her to get it done.  It seems she thought it would be a lovely bonding experience for the three of us.  Right, yes.  Everyone wants to take their 70-something grandmother to get a second hole in her ears.  

So, The Meemz told Robin that she wants to get this done and said that she spoke to The Suze about it and The Suze said that she wasn't going to go with her to get that done because she is too squeemish but that it is ok for her to do.  

Show of hands- who thinks The Suze would be ok with this?  Yeah, no one.  I mean...for one thing, The Meemz already wears like 4x the amount of jewelry that most people do and for another thing, she would have to keep the new holes clean which we know is not going to happen.  Also, you're like 78 years old- NO EAR PIERCING.

Also, Phoebe, Wes and I got a goodie bag.  Who is Wes you ask? Well, Wes is what The Meemz calls Herb.  He, Phoebe and I got some Snausages wrapped in a dryer sheet, 2 mini Butterfingers from 1975, 2 pens stolen from Deer/Dog Wood and a packet of hair bows for Baby Waves (Herb's niece).  All of these lovely prizes were in a Jones' Pharmacy bag.  Don't be jelly.